Dear Chickaboomer:

Heinous gasbag Marty Davis continues her envy-fueled denigration of FNC's Courtney Friel for the third time in four days (and the sixth time in the past nine!) on her painfully wretched blog. Marty, we know your best days are far behind you. We know Courtney has reached heights in this business that you only approached in your misguided dreams. We know that while she spends her days working for the most powerful name in news, you are relegated to blogging in your "adorable" pink bathrobe. How could you not be envious? Why would you not lash out on a daily basis? Can we expect more poison from you the higher she climbs, which seems to be in direct relation to the lower you sink? 'Tis a bitter pill, Ms. Davis, but you best swallow anyway, though it never seemed to help your career advancement. For once the day comes that your little blog no longer spreads hate across the world, our planet will only be all the better for it. And I say all of this not out of hate, but out of sadness, pure sadness, the kind that only a true elitist creep like you can summon.

Love and kisses,
G-Man